My son is such a funny and cute little boy. He is now starting to form sentences and he loves music.. Especially the Beatles..

I love him so much..

So where do I start.... I get home friday night and the Wife tells me the dryer was on for 2 hours and was starting to smell funny... Earlier in the week the gas company came to check for a gas leak because the neighbor smelled something..

So I call the gas company back and they run some tests and tell me that the dryer is leaking carbon monoxide gas ( deadly ). This was caused by birds that had built a nest in the exhaust duct. The nest was so thick that none of the moisture or gases from the dryer could escape .. Causing the problem.. A couple of birds could have killed us..

So I spent my friday night and saturday morning cleaning out the damn duct. Then the AC guy comes and tells me my central air unit is on its last legs but it should last a few more years.. Yippee ! Finally a little bit of good news..

So I decide to treat the wife and buy her a new washer and dryer unit. She'd been complaining for a while. Sooo $2,200 later we have a new Kenmore washer and dryer.. They should deliver on sunday..

On sunday I wake up and decide to drive to McDonalds for b'fast. I start the car and put it in reverse and I hear a rattling/ dragging sound.... I look outside the window and I see a potted plant from my next door neighbors yard is knocked over... I have a bad feeling about this..

I get out of my car and I see a wheel from another car had smashed into the rear door of my subaru, caromed off the car and smashed the potted plant.. I call the cops and they are baffled.. How can a wheel fall off of a car and hit your car and still drive off ?

Our best guess was that either the driver called a tow truck immediately ( doubtful ) or the wheel was on a garbage truck and it simply fell off the back of the truck and hit my car ( still hard to believe ).. But anyways it happened..

Now I have to get the car fixed through insurance and Im out the $500 deductible.. Thats $2,700 and counting..



Oh, new cell phone. Some hot new LG phone that all the kids want.. Ho hum. $100 on sale at Verizon.. But I have to admit it is cool..

Oh I need to call the exterminator cos Bees are eating my wooden deck.. yipee !! And my fucking Hemorrhoids are acting up...

Yay !! How was your weekend ?

Wishing all of you a happy and healthy new year.. =)

I use to love watching America's next top model even for all its faults.. Sure it was frustrating at times to see the pretty girls get booted off while the butt ugly girls stayed because they looked "unique" or "different". Yeah, I know they keep the troublemakers on longer to boost ratings but once in a while they actually made the right choice..

The show was fun.

But last year was a disaster. All year Tyra blabbed on her daytime talk show about how young woman needed to stop starving themselves.. That skinny was not in and chubby was okay.. She was even proud of her fat ass and cellulite thighs. You go girl.

This message was all fine and good. Young woman should not starve themselves. A little extra meat on the bones is fine. But her message should not have affected ANTM in any way and it did. Why ? Because a plus sized model won.

So basically the entire season was a fraud. They knew from day one that a plus sized model should win ANTM to put an exclamation point on Tyra's message that chubby was okay.. It really cheapened an already cheap show.
I decided not to watch the show any more.

But then I heard a rumor.....

Sooooo....Last night the Girls were told to do their runway walk. This is usually good for a laugh or even a slight woody.. But I saw one girl that was just awful.. Her legs were too short and her stride was comical. It looked like she was stepping into a bucket.. Well there was a reason for this..

SHE IS A HE !!!

Yup, a pre-op transsexual. And you know what ? She may not be pretty but she takes a good photo and she has a lot of spunk and brains and she is really charming.. I wouldn't sex her, but I like her a lot.

I know she wont win, my hunch is she will last a few weeks and then get the boot. I'm just hoping they will ofer her the cash for her sex change surgery.

Im really pulling for her.. ughh him...

New entry titled "I will be" by Me.
Peggy tagged me.

1) How many children do you want?
- I now have two and I think thats it.. Im retiring my penis...

2) Where would you go if someone sponsors you a air ticket?
- Japan.

3) Whats your favourite thing to do?
- Hmmmm thats tough... Quality time with my family.. Or a good vid game.

4) Do you think money can buy happiness?
- No but it sure does help.

5) If you have one dream to come true ,what will it be?
- To have enough money to take care of my family...

6) Do you believe you can survive without money?
- No, not in these times.

7) What are you afraid to lose?
- Loved ones, my health.

8) If you win one million,what would you do?
- Bank 200k and spend the rest, give some to family.

9) What do you dream of doing in the future?
- retiring happily and traveling..

10) List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
- Adorable, fun and caring.

11) What makes you happy?
- Love.

12)What type of person do you hate most?
- Selfish people.

13) If you could have a superpower,what would it be?
- I want to fly without wings. That, or be able to see through clothing..heheh

14) when the guy/girl you really love said he/she hates you, what will you do?
- Id be devastated.

15) What do you think is the most important thing in your life ?
- Family.

16) Current song playing?
- Rock Lobster.. B52's

17) If you have a chance to choose,would you like to come back in time
- Yes during WWII.

18) What is the ONE thing you want so badly right NOW ?
- Sweaty, cum spewing monkey sex..

19) What is the stupidest thing you have done?
- Wrote a song about a girl I didnt know, gave it to her and she looked at me like I was from Mars..

20) Favorite sex position ?
- Doggie style.

Instructions:remove 1 question from above and add in your personal question ,make it a total of 20 questions then tag 4 pple in your list,list them out at the end of this post.

Tagged:
Zaphs,
Lourdes
Pixiedust
ShineyTinkerBell

Here are a few recent pics of my son.. He's 15 months now.

So last night my Wife tells me something in Japanese. Problem is I have no idea what she is on about. She is referring to his eyes but I don't know what is wrong. Im freaking out looking at my son for scratches or cuts and she keeps talking to me in japanese.

Finally after about 5 minutes of her driving me insane she explains to me by pointing to herself that many Japanese do not have a fold or double eyelid. Being caucasian I have very visible eye sockets, but hers are flat. Japanese are very conscious of this and honestly I dont know why as they have beautiful eyes.. Some even have surgery to cut a crease in the skin above the eye, causing a fold which gives the appearance of a double eyelid..

So basically she was just excited that my son was developing eye sockets. So I looked at my son and with pride I said "now he is starting to look like his dad !"

She comes back to me with " Now he is 99% Japanese and 1% German"

Thanks sweetheart..

Poll #1207493 DS Lite
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 18

Guess what happened to it ?

Its true. I could get just as turned on by seeing a beautiful pair of feet as I would seeing another part of the Female anatomy..

But there is a hitch here. Only certain feet are what I would consider beautiful. The Woman in my Icon has beautiful feet.

What makes a foot beautiful you ask ? Well I'd be glad to tell you:

1- Each toe is smaller than the other from the Big Toe down, creating a quarter circle arc.
2- The Toes and Foot for that matter should be short or smallish.
3- Short toe nails.
4- No nail polish. This isn't mandatory as toes can still look nice painted, but the toes should be natural.
5- Clean feet

I know, you Ladies will say Long polished nails are hot ! But if you look at advertisements showing feet you will almost never see that. Almost all foot models have short nails and usually no polish.

I would also say that only about 10% of Woman have beautiful feet. Where as the % is much higher for pretty hands. Go figure.

Ahhh summertime. Open toe Shoes and Sandals !! Yea ! =P

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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to
my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

'How long will this take?' I asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day wi ll make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

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Two long lost songs of mine were just recently found. I added them to my Soundclick page, here : http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=824424&content=music

Every Pigeon I have ever seen is always adult in size.  Shitting all over my car or walking around looking for specks of food.  Flying Rat's I like to call them.  

But where are the babies ?  Are they forbidden to leave the nest until they are fat enough to fly ?  How long does it take for a baby Pigeon to become fat enough to make it's maiden voyage ?   What the hell does a baby Pigeon even look like  ?

One of life's mysteries.

So my wife is bitching that I wont sit down and watch a little TV with her.. "Okay , lets see whats on ". So I am watching the Nutty Professor for about an hour when I suddenly realize my wife has been gone for over 30 minutes.. Glad she wanted to watch some TV with me..

So I leave my son, who is asleep, on the bed and get up to see what the wife is up to. Sure enough, she is on the PC sending emails and searching the real estate web sights.. A second later I hear my son crying. I run into the other room and see him on the floor. FUCK ! I wasn't gone more than 20 seconds and in that time he woke up and rolled off the bed.. Fortunately, the bed was very low and the floor was carpeted.. I felt so bad, but he is fine..

House hunting is another problem.. We need to make room for another family member and we just cant find a place that we can afford with the right layout.
We recently fell in love with a large townhouse in a private community. It would be perfect if we could convert the garage into another room. But it is against the communities regulations.

Then I hear that a number of other owners in the same development have already done the same thing. So I'm just about ready to say "lets do it" when a friend of mine tells me( God forbid ),if there is a fire and it started in that room, your insurance wont cover it.

Shit !!! House hunting sucks.

Not sure how many of you celebrate Thanksgiving but I just want to wish all of you a happy and healthy holiday. Eat to your hearts content and have fun with whoever you choose to spend the day with...

I will be at the parents doing what we always do.. Eating Turkey, watching the Football games and listening to my Dad tell us the same stories we have heard a hundred times before..

=)

Poll #1083338 Self Pleasure
Open to: Friends, detailed results viewable to: Friends, participants: 8

Well, Do You ?

Here are my faves,..

Musical Group or Singer - The Beatles
Food - Pizza
Beverage- Corona Light
Dessert - Coconut Custard Pie
Movie - Something about Mary
TV Show - The Office
Season - Spring
Sex Position - Oops, scratch that !   Okay, Okay !  I love Doggie style !!

feel free to add yours.. ;)

From Wikipedia:

"A role-playing game (RPG; often roleplaying game) is a game in which the participants assume the roles of fictional characters and collaboratively create or follow stories. Participants determine the actions of their characters based on their characterization, and the actions succeed or fail according to a formal system of rules and guidelines. Within the rules, players can improvise freely; their choices shape the direction and outcome of the games."

I have been seeing with greater frequency, arguments over what exactly defines a role playing game. Should the game have turn based combat such as the traditional Japanese RPG ? Does the inclusion of text based choices and decisions determine if the game is a RPG ? If it has swords as weapons is it okay, but if there are guns it must be categorized as a shooter ?

Some people laugh when Oblivion and RPG are mentioned in the same sentence. Isn't it ? You make choices that determine which path in the game you take. You follow a storyline and your actions determine if you are good or evil. And there's text galore. These are all elements of a RPG. But once the turn based combat was removed some called it a hack and slash game. Huh ?

Mass Effect is soon to be released and although it is being labeled as an action roleplaying game the purists claim it is nothing more than a 3rd person shooter. If they had Swords instead of Guns would it be a RPG then ? Wasn't KOTOR a RPG ?

As video gaming expands its horizons I think we need to expand ours and realize that gaming is evolving. Otherwise we may see a game labeled as an action/ adventure/role playing/shooter/hack and slash/collecting game in the very near future.